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CALLING ALL JAMES FANS

Look at my hair. MY LUSHIOUS HAIR. Think of how many times someone could pick me up, thinking I was a mop. Think of my poor poor girlfriend having to put up with this. Think of the technological advancements I could've made to the world in the time it takes to dry this deadbeat hairdo. And what's more... Think of a bald James. A James unlike any other because his head can be used as :

- A tennis ball

- A breeding ground for bald insults

- A cemetery for shampoo's

- A place to hold when I'm dangling off a cliff and there isn't time for a cinematic shot of you trying to hold my arm and then my grip slips and I cause a pebble to fall which shows how far down the ground is and then the climactic score becomes really loud.

- A pretty cool haircut


So please. Donate to the cause. Because when ransomers kidnap me and they talk about cutting my ear off as proof I'll just give them leftover hair 🩷

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My Updates

Worlds Greatest James

Monday 30th Mar
My hair. Torn to ashes
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The Jamefication of one's actions

Friday 27th Mar
RIGHT NOW. I AM IN 3RD PLACE. 3RD PLACE!!!!!!! MY EGO CANNNNNNOT STAND TO BE IN 3RD PLACE!!!!!! PLEASE DONATE TO MY PAGE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE SPEED I NEEEED THIS. MY HEAD IS KINDA HAIRLESS
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Die Hard: With a Ven-James

Tuesday 24th Mar
Hey guys. Don't really know what to write here but Keirali suggested it. Umm. Donate to my page and stufff
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Before the flood

Monday 23rd Mar
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Call me James Rich-ie the way I'm making bank

Thursday 19th Mar
I know none of it's for me but holy moses I would be completely satisfied if nobody else donated. But yeah thank you guys and I would totally love more donations
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NEW POLL

Wednesday 18th Mar
https://forms.gle/AHqCQKiX5RhQdDac9
DO IT!!!! PLEEEAAAASSSEEE
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POLL

Wednesday 18th Mar
Okay guys so we've finished the poll in the final week before March 30th I will be having Blue hair. Now I have changed the poll to fictional characters that you might want to see me cosplay bald
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Who James-ed Roger Rabbit

Wednesday 18th Mar
I honestly have no idea but if I go bald I promise I will buy a Jessica Rabbit wig and dress and sing "Why don't you do right?"
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Do-james Expansion: Raid of a thousand monks

Wednesday 18th Mar
Donate so I take the vow of silence and become a monk and I actually shut up for once
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Insanity is doing the James thing over and over and thinking it will have a different result

Wednesday 18th Mar
And I must be insane because this is the 2nd year i've done this and I've made THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY!
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It's a fine line between pleasure and James

Friday 13th Mar
I've done it once, and I'm doing it again. Wherever I go, I will try to explain. WHy I'm shaving my head
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Sadako and the 1000 paper James

Monday 9th Mar
Sonnets of Beauty
All will breathe in unison
To cut off my hair
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James over Brawn

Monday 9th Mar
And to donate to me, you must have a LOT of brains. Or you just want a better chance to see mine. Maybe you're frankenstein and you really want my brain for your monster. And you just don't want to spend the time to cut my hair
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Jameses II

Monday 9th Mar
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said "yo dude you should totally do the world's greatest shave!"
Then I was all, "yo dude that's a sick idea!!"
So please. Donate. And look at my beautiful head when I am crowned the King of Kings
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He James, He Saw, He Conquered

Wednesday 4th Mar
And he also lost all his hair. James is a drama student. James loves to dress up. So you should help James save on buying bald caps for his luscious hair by making him bald already. It seems like a pretty good spend of money
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You got James on your phone??

Wednesday 4th Mar
Do you?? Because you should donate to my page, now available on every system able to access google. Like your phone. So if you think about it, you do got James on your phone
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When it James, it pours

Friday 27th Feb
It's raining. It rained yesterday and it will be raining tomorrow. And one thing that the rain does is disrupt every perfect hair day. So please donate. And stop the rain from messing up my beautiful face with a mop of wet hair
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The Hunger James

Thursday 26th Feb
Call me the hunger James the way I'm hung-er than anyone else doing the World's Greatest Shave. Ok that was the whole joke please donate
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The Intimidation James

Thursday 26th Feb
No, I'm not breaking the enigma code. I'm intimidating you into donating. PLEASE? Okay that's it love you guys 
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Snakes on a James

Thursday 26th Feb
Well, not really. Although I'm sure it would be nice on my fresh shaven head. And you might be wondering. That James in the picture has hair. But you're also on the world's greatest shave page so none of you have that thought I think
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Sin City: A James to kill for

Thursday 26th Feb
Hair is just like life in Sin City. It always wins. Except when I shave it off for a good cause. But it's no fun when I can't get my cause out to the world. SO PLEASE DONATE IT WILL BE SO AWESOME AND I CAN DYE MY HAIR LOTS OF DIFFERENT COLOURS BECAUSE I'LL BE BUYING LESS DYE
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James, trains, and automobiles

Thursday 26th Feb
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My customers like me. And my girlfriend says she "likes" my hair. But for the neat neat option of voting in my poll, my girlfriend will dye my hair any colour your verdict so decides. PLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSE
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James-spotting

Thursday 26th Feb
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, sticking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. AND CHOOSE MY HAIR. Give a donation. Don't give a donation. View my page and vote in my poll and then you can change the verdict on what colour I should change my hair to
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I, James-bot

Thursday 26th Feb
Human beings have dreams. But not machines. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece? Can a robot grow its hair from scratch.

Can I?? 
Yes. I can shave off all my hair and then my luscious locks will regrow. And if you guys donate you can message me what shapes my nice shaven head should have. So please. Stop the A.I overlords from harvesting my hair by cutting mine off before they have the chance
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Thank you to my Sponsors

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Lisa Trewin

Super proud of you

$83.56

Anonymous

keep going!

$68.87

Robin Mellon

I see there's a 'BALD NEW LOOK COMING SOON'... Good luck, because luck could still shave the day! Dad x

$57.30

Gary Wright

Always happy to donate to a worthy cause

$54.12

Alexander Legaree

Well done, James! Keep up the amazing work!

$54.12

Sue Wegner

$53

Damien Carr

Good job James can’t wait to see your skinhead

$50

Tan

Look forward to seeing the result x

$50

Maggie

You rock

$36.27

Ms Alex

Thank you for doing this. <3

$27.81

Jill Dickens

$17.16

Amelia Moar

$11.65

Shlorpo Productions

please make james a tennis ball i need his big shiny head to be bright mountain dew green

$11.65

Mobin Rellon

Thunderbirds: "It doesn't matter how hard you try or how brave you are, you can't shave everyone".

$11.65

Robin Mellon

Schindler's List: "Whoever shaves one life, shaves the entire world."

$11.65

Robin

Catwoman to Batman: "Come with me. You don't owe these people any more. Shave yourself...".

$11.65

Priya Paskarathevan

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